Win or die.

[greyeastwind.livejournal.com]

Please excuse my English and the fact that I am writing in text rather than HTML. I seem to have some problem with HTML.
"Westeros Sorting Application"

Name:Alex
How did you find out about the community?  If it's through an LJ user, please tell us who it is:I just google'd "seven kingdoms tests" or something like that.
Age:16
Location:Moscow
Occupation:Doing Nothing,studying.


All About You

1.Describe your ideal house/home.  Please go into as much detail as possible, and be sure to include your ideal geographical location in the description!
I think it would be a high tower somewhere in the mountains, some lake or sea nearby(I feel terrible if there's no water around).As to geographical location, I'd say Crimea.

2. Imagine you’re given the classic opportunity: a genie granting you three wishes.  What would you wish for?  Please be as elaborate as you can.  Wishing for more wishes is not permitted!
1.FREE happiness for EVERYONE!!! Ha, I'd love to see someone do that.
2.Improve my mental ability.
3.Let me see the truth.Always.

3. In your life so far, what accomplishment are you the most proud of?  Why? You can list more than one if you have trouble deciding. ;):
Realising that money,long life and other things that people want so much are totally useless.

4. Which of the following is most important to you: Love, Money, Knowledge, Family, Friendship, Adventure, or Pleasure?  Which is the least important to you?  Please explain why for each choice.
Knowledge is the most important, because it is Pleasure,and brings Friendship and Money.The least important is Money, because Money is a measure of human greed rather than human worth.

5. What's one quote (or passage, song lyric, etc.) that effectively describes you and your values?  Explain.
"I've everything I want."-Terry Pratchett,Thud!
Because I have everything I want and want to be.

6. How do you manage your money?  On that note, how important is money/financial security to you? Go into as much detail as you can.
Well, when I have money, I spend it.Else why would I need it?On the other side, I understand that money is hard to get,and important. I HATE losing money.

7. Name (and elaborate on) some of your hobbies.  What are your favorite things to do outside of school/the office?
I rollerskate.

8. Name three things you are afraid of.  Explain.
Oh I don't know.
1.Centipedes.
2.Waking up one fine morning and finding someone close to me dead.
3.Failing my friends.

9. Name (and elaborate on) your top three BEST and top three WORST qualities (personality-related, not physical).  Please answer as fully as you can, as this is an important question.
BEST.
I am educated, knowing, and even sort of intelligent.
I can stay calm in difficult situations.
I am a good negotiator and can get people to do what I want.
WORST.
I hate everything alive.
I prefer running to fighting.
I sometimes speak before I think.

A Song of Ice and Fire Related

1.Who are your favorite three characters in the series?  Why?
Davos Seaworth.because he is always honest and not afraid of people in authority.
Meera Reed,just because.
Arya Stark,because she has a sense of humor rather like mine.

2.Who are your least favorite three characters in the series?  Why?
Cersei,because she is, as someone in the mob in "A Clash Of Kings" said,a brotherf..ker,and is generally annoying.
Stannis,because he defeated Mance Rayder and forces his god on everyone.
Melisandre, for the same reasons as Stannis.

3.Favorite moment in all of ASOIAF so far?  Why?
I'd rather not answer that,because ASOIAF is a very big series and it would be terribly hard to choose one moment, and even sort of unfair.
Yet I like the moment where in the 2nd book where Arya names Jaqen himself as the third man he must kill.That was dramatic.
4. In your dream-world, how would you like to see the series end, and why?
Jon Snow on the Iron Throne,Tyrion Lannister his Hand,Cersei's head on a spike above the gates of King's Landing.All for the good of the realm.

Comments

[wandaxmaximoff.livejournal.com]

Hey! Will vote on your app. shortly, but could you please place it behind a LJ Cut (http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=75&q=cut) first please, and it could be taking up room on people's friends' pages etc. Thanks. :D

Stark

[pinkpolarity.livejournal.com]

If you're having trouble with HTML, take a look and see if your entry is in the HTML tab or the rich text one (that should be in the upper right when you go to "edit entry"). If it's in Rich Text, switch to the HTML tab, and then follow the directions to do an LJ cut. Rich text is the devil, and the culprit in 99% of the times people have problems doing cuts.

And gosh, I hate to no-vote you, I really do, but I just don't feel there's enough detail here to be able to sort you.

Targaryen

[guad.livejournal.com]

I have no problem with your app being a bit short, I think it's great when persons with english as a second (or third or so) language go ahead and apply here :)

So, I'm seeing a mix of Targaryen in your wishes and priorities (of the more philosophical sensitive sort like Aemon or Rheggy) and Tully, mostly because of your fears and the negotiation capacity (like Cat ) and your favourite characters :)

as for the LJ cut, do it like pinkpolarity suggested. Once you've switched to html, type in on the top of everything:

<lj-cut text="westerosorting application">

One problem I have though is your reason for disliking Cersei. In Asoiaf, that would be a reason to dislike the whole Targaryen dynasty, starting with the conquerors.

Stark

[reynardine.livejournal.com]

It is a short application, but as you are not a native English speaker, I'll go ahead and give the sorting a try. Although your ideal home description had me thinking Greyjoy, I'm leaning towards Martell. You seem to have a mix of Doran and Oberyn in you: Doran was a good negotiator, while Oberyn was impulsive.

Lannister

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

While I get that you're not a native English speaker and are perfectly cool with that, there's still just not enough detail for me to get a decent sort here. I'd like to sort, but I have no idea where you'd fit. So an apologetic no vote.

Tyrell

[tabacoychanel.livejournal.com]

Targaryen mostly because of the first part of your application, where you privilege knowledge and mental ability above the rest. A Targaryen would be right at home in a high, remote tower!

ETA forgot my house

Lannister

[sherlocksclues.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything against not-native-english speakers as well (I be one myself) but it's too little to say something for sure. no vote.

Stark

[minviendha.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I hate to say it considering the ESL, but even just a little more detail, on best and worst qualities, would be really helpful. Because of the brevity I maybe see hints of Greyjoy, but for the moment... no vote.

Tyrell

[greyfable.livejournal.com]

You're tough. You come off as assertive, independent, and critical of society. That and your assertation that long life isn't important seems Greyjoy to me. But on the other hand, you care very much about your friends. You value truth/honesty and would like to see everyone have a fair shot at life. That's very Stark. Very, very Stark. And yet, I don't feel you'd fit in up North. In the end, I think you're a cynical Targaryen. It's a nice balance of your soft ideals and your harder attitude towards everyday living.

Tyrell

[hamsterwoman]

Targaryen going on what's there, but if you do edit to provide a bit more detail, I may revote.

Stark

[horitsu-kami.livejournal.com]

I understand having a brief application. I'm cool with people for whom English is not their first language. But I didn't see enough here to be able to sort you, so it's an unfortunate No Vote from me.

Stark

[ice-elf.livejournal.com]

I'm going to need a little more detail to vote - so no vote

Martell

[angerfish.livejournal.com]

I can see Targaryen; wanting a life of isolation (the high tower... heh maybe you're a Hightower most of all), emphasis on intellect (Martells emphasize this too, but there is a slightly different emphasis; more on what they'll do with it rather than just having it, iirc), no real attachment to money (Dany is similarly detached; only really wants money for practical purposes), the mixture of being calm and impulsive... Yep, Targaryen.

Lannister

[firebluespinel.livejournal.com]

No vote. I appreciate the app, but you can do better than "oh I don't know" and "just because." And as far as I know, the direction "please go into as much detail as possible" is meant to be taken seriously. I'll gladly vote on a more thorough second attempt, though.

Greyjoy

[odeocowboys.livejournal.com]

Although your answers do give us some sort of idea of where you should be sorted, we can't do much without an explanation. So for now, I'll just say no vote.

From the Wall

[cyshobbitlass.livejournal.com]

Though I think elaboration could help (which you can still do by editing this entry). I think Targaryen comes in rather clear. :)

Lannister

[tantdetentation.livejournal.com]

I got a strong, immediate Targaryen impression. You're headstrong, sometimes speak before you think, are intellectually-minded and something of an idealist, and yet profess to hate people? You're sort of a combination of Viserys and Dany. More like Dany, though. :P

Martell

[lobolita.livejournal.com]

I would also have loved to read a little more, but well, I still got a Targaryen vibe from what you wrote, so that'll be my vote!

~*~ MOD POST ~*~

[greyfable.livejournal.com]

Hi, sorters! The mods have reviewed this app and while we agree that it is on the cusp, ultimately we feel there is enough content here to vote on. So we encourage you to sort. Even if you're a little unsure. No Votes will still be accepted, of course - we're not here to tell you what to do! Or to make you do anything you're not comfortable with. However, we are striving to make sure westerosorting is as inclusive as possible. Thank you!

Stark

[kitrinlu.livejournal.com]

I spent a long time tossing up between Greyjoy and Targaryen, and nearly no-voted you, but in the end I'm going with Greyjoy. You're cynical, practical, and you want to be near the sea.

Stark

[wandaxmaximoff.livejournal.com]

Martell - based on your best and worst qualities and your ideal home.

Stark

[esc-key.livejournal.com]

I can't really decide between Greyjoy and Martell. I think your desire for a house with a tall tower and your best/worst traits made me lean more toward Martell.

Stark

[gruselig.livejournal.com]

I can't draw any conclusions from what you wrote - it's simply too little. For now a no vote, but if you could write a little more, especially on your character traits, I'd be happy to change that. :)

Targaryen

[roguebelle.livejournal.com]

This is rather on the light side, but there's just enough of your personality and values showing through for me to say Martell.

Martell

[lunylucy.livejournal.com]

I think there's enough here to show me Targaryen.

Greyjoy

[riotsun.livejournal.com]

Martell.

Tully

[golden-d.livejournal.com]

Targaryen.

Stark

[staticlights.livejournal.com]

No Vote For me, there's a difference between being terse and lacking content, and with your app I felt the latter.

Lannister

[ladynyks.livejournal.com]

No vote. I prefer to have some reasons or expanded whys for answers.

Martell

[ebonhost.livejournal.com]

The only house I remotely get a feel for is Greyjoy.

Stark

[misstopia.livejournal.com]

I would like more information as well, but I think I can see Martell?

Greyjoy

[haryan.livejournal.com]

Hi there :D
Actually my first impression was Greyjoy even if I can see a bit of Tully too, to be honest, but I really think that Greyjoy is a better fit for you.

Targaryen

[mauvais-pli.livejournal.com]

Yes, more Russians! Hiya.

Difficult to be absolutely certain, to be honest, and the Greyjoy vibe is strong, but, ultimately, most of the contradictions in your application fit with the dragons. Targaryen.

Lannister

[coaldustcanary.livejournal.com]

It's very difficult, because of the lack of explanation, but I think I'm going to go with Martell. The focus on intellect combined with carelessness and impulsive behavior seems to fit.

NO VOTE (at this time)

[deeplyunhip.livejournal.com]

With the majority of members unable to give you a vote, we unfortunately cannot sort you at this time. We'd still love to have you here, so feel free to apply again at any time.

Re: NO VOTE (at this time)

[greyeastwind.livejournal.com]

I see. I will dedicate some time to it and expand it. Still, thank you all for wasting your time on my hawrible English and incorrectly written app.