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Name: Ed Petner
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Age: 21
Location: NYC
Occupation: Marketing
 
 
All About You

1. Describe your ideal house/home. Please go into as much detail as possible, and be sure to include your ideal geographical location in the description!. Mountainous with easy access to the sea. Allowing for both a highly defendable position and giving the ability to escape via the water if needed. Preferably without any shortage of food or gold.

2. Name three things you are afraid of. Explain. Hanging, Cats and Very Very Big Spiders!

3. Imagine you’re given the classic opportunity: a genie granting you three wishes. What would you wish for? Please be as elaborate as you can. Wishing for more wishes is not permitted! One: Knowledge of all things, Two: Sight into the future, Three: A machine that can produce anything.

4. In your life so far, what accomplishment are you the most proud of? Why? You can list more than one if you have trouble deciding. ;) Tricking a professor into changing my grade by arguing my wrong answer to be correct. Nothing like getting one by the "man" as they say.

5. Which of the following is most important to you: Love, Money, Knowledge, Family, Friendship, Adventure, or Pleasure? Which is the least important to you? Please explain why for each choice. Family & Friendship -- without trust and without people who you can rely upon the world can get very dim very quickly.

6. What's one quote (or passage, song lyric, etc.) that effectively describes you and your values? Explain. "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country" Duh. :)

7. How do you manage your money? On that note, how important is money/financial security to you? Go into as much detail as you can. Money is the best way to make money.

8. Name (and elaborate on) some of your hobbies. What are your favorite things to do outside of school/the office? Play sports and solve puzzles.

9. Name (and elaborate on) your top three BEST and top three WORST qualities (personality-related, not physical). Please answer as fully as you can, as this is an important question. BEST: Clever, Confident, Polite -- WORST: Cocky, Cold, Unsimpathetic to others foolishness.

 
 
A Song of Ice and Fire Related

1.Who are your favorite three characters in the series? Why? Arya (she's a pimp) - Blackfish (he is not foolish and never seems to give-up even when in grave danger) - Petyr (although I don't love him, he did quite well as screwing over those he did not like)

2.Who are your least favorite three characters in the series? Why? Lysa (What a waste of space) - Cersei (crazy crazy whore) - Tywin (how could such a smart man be so blind and foolish)

3.#1 Favorite moment in all of ASOIAF so far? Why? Tywin's death, (he did not shit gold)

4. In your dream-world, how would you like to see the series end, and why? Jon and Dany cook the remaining lannisters and Sansa pushes Petyr off of the mountain side.

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I'm going out on a limb and saying Greyjoy for you.

I'm sensing a Greyjoy here, mostly for the overall blunt and direct vibe of your answers.

(Anyway, could you please lj-cut this? Just copy your entry as it is, and paste it into the text editor making sure you're using HTML and not rich text.)

You couldn't be more Greyjoy if you tried.

I'm with the Lannister votes. There's even both the Lann the Clever/trickster side in your accomplishment and wishes and a harder, more Tywin-like side in your answers regarding place to live and quote. Best and worst traits also seem quite Lannister.

I would like a little more elaboration for some of your answers. I sense confidant, influential, and even a bit cunning from what you have here. So, Lannister it is. This may change depending on whether or not you elaborate some of your answers, because I do see some Targaryen and Tyrell there too...

Lannister for now, if you do care to elaborate though I'd certainly come back and check it out again.

I was actually thinking Tyrell at first, I don't know why, but your best and worst qualities totally scream Lannister to me. Glad to see more NYC people here, particularly those who want Sansa to push Petyr off a cliff. :D

A bit short... I think I read enough to vote for Lannister though.

I'm getting Lannister vibes out the wazoo.

Unf. Dark Tower icon love <3

Lannister. There's something about "A Lannister always pays his debts" that's present in your favorite characters and your quote and your desired future ending. You don't like the Lannister characters, but I could see you as one of the less evil/crazy ones.

I can see where the Lannister votes are coming from. They are the House that likes games and manipulation. But so does Euron Crowseye. You're a cunning, ruthless greyjoy. Though your first two wishes do seem Targ or ever Tyrell-ish. Then again, they are also very pragmatic, and Greyjoys are definately pragmatic. Or at least, they try to be. Which is why Euron is so dangerous. He's pragmatic and has lots of foresight. *shivers*

I'm definitely going with the Greyjoy here

Too bad Baelish is not an option... You seem very ambitious and I can see where the Greyjoy votes come from, but I'd say you're more likely to outsmart your opponents than to use brute force, so Lannister for me.

Lannister all over.

No vote. Please elaborate so we can get a better idea of you. And possibly fix the formatting at the same time, please. Otherwise, I'd say Greyjoy for now.

Okay, well, you could use a little bit of elaboration and I'd love it if you could edit this (as someone who has html trouble daily, I feel your pain...but this is difficult to read)...however, I got a HUGE Lannister vibe here. Reading this gave me the same "Lannister smile" I have whenever I read say...Tyrion or Jaime.

Lannister for sure.

I see both Greyjoy and Lannister, but there's really not enough elaboration here to get a real feel. However, that said, the emphasis on trying to win no matter what seems to tip the scales for Lannister as well as things such as the confidence and cockiness.

No vote. Sorry, this is just way too short. :/

Greyjoy

...huh. I'm tempted to no vote but I don't like doing that unless I really have to... so I'll go with Greyjoy of the Euron variety for the reasoning

greyfable used.

Belated claiming! *iz ours*

Lannister

No vote, for pretty much every reason there is to give a no vote. (1) I can't tell whether this app is serious or facetious. (2) Not enough elaboration on any of the questions. (3) It seemed pushing for a Lannister/Greyjoy house (as in, I thought the answers seemed somewhat dishonest, or at least you chose to answer them in an unnatural way). (4) Your account was created on the same day you submitted an app; no friends, communities, or entries. (5) The messed up formatting. :|

Forgot my house.

You want Jon and Dany to cook the remaining Lannisters... I'm seeing a Targaryen.

Congratulations! After receiving one vote for Targaryen, three "No Votes", and seven votes for Greyjoy, you have officially been sorted into House Lannister with fifteen votes!

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