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<b>Name</b>: Ed Petner
<b>How did you find out about the community?  If it's through an LJ user, please tell us who it is:</b> westeros forums
<b>Age</b>: 21
<b>Location</b>: NYC
<b>Occupation</b>: Marketing
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<i>All About You</i>

1. <b>Describe your ideal house/home.  Please go into as much detail as possible, and be sure to include your ideal geographical location in the description!</b>. Mountainous with easy access to the sea. Allowing for both a highly defendable position and giving the ability to escape via the water if needed. Preferably without any shortage of food or gold.

2. <b>Name three things you are afraid of.  Explain.</b> Hanging, Cats and Very Very Big Spiders!

3. <b>Imagine you’re given the classic opportunity: a genie granting you three wishes.  What would you wish for?  Please be as elaborate as you can.  Wishing for more wishes is not permitted!</b> One: Knowledge of all things, Two: Sight into the future, Three: A machine that can produce anything.

4. <b>In your life so far, what accomplishment are you the most proud of?  Why? You can list more than one if you have trouble deciding. ;)</b> Tricking a professor into changing my grade by arguing my wrong answer to be correct. Nothing like getting one by the "man" as they say.

5. <b>Which of the following is most important to you: Love, Money, Knowledge, Family, Friendship, Adventure, or Pleasure?  Which is the least important to you?  Please explain why for each choice.</b> Family & Friendship -- without trust and without people who you can rely upon the world can get very dim very quickly.

6. <b>What's one quote (or passage, song lyric, etc.) that effectively describes you and your values?  Explain.</b> "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country" Duh. :)


7. <b>How do you manage your money?  On that note, how important is money/financial security to you? Go into as much detail as you can.</b> Money is the best way to make money.

8. <b>Name (and elaborate on) some of your hobbies.  What are your favorite things to do outside of school/the office?</b> Play sports and solve puzzles.

9. <b>Name (and elaborate on) your top three BEST and top three WORST qualities (personality-related, not physical).  Please answer as fully as you can, as this is an important question</b>. BEST: Clever, Confident, Polite  -- WORST: Cocky, Cold, Unsimpathetic to others foolishness.

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<i>A Song of Ice and Fire Related</i>

1.<b>Who are your favorite three characters in the series?  Why?</b>  Arya (she's a pimp) - Blackfish (he is not foolish and never seems to give-up even when in grave danger) - Petyr (although I don't love him, he did quite well as screwing over those he did not like)

2.<b>Who are your least favorite three characters in the series?  Why?</b> Lysa (What a waste of space) - Cersei (crazy crazy whore) - Tywin (how could such a smart man be so blind and foolish)

3.<b>#1 Favorite moment in all of ASOIAF so far?  Why?</b> Tywin's death, (he did not shit gold)

4. <b>In your dream-world, how would you like to see the series end, and why?</b> Jon and Dany cook the remaining lannisters and Sansa pushes Petyr off of the mountain side.


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